pagingme:

can i make a bible out of this man’s tweets

ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

Advice for Senior year?
Anonymous

knucklepuckil:

Fight a teacher. It’s your last shot.

untitled-oct19:

animals-riding-animals:

cat riding dog (wearing sunglasses)

that dog has a frickin cELL PHONE WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS

people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE 

cumrn:

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

yeah and? 200 years ago they had oil paintings
life goes on

kuzuryuusan:

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

image

Whats the meaning behing the url
Anonymous

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa